Friday, June 18, 2010

This requires you to read with the most hickish, twangy accent you can imagine

"Rain makes corn. Corn makes whiskey. Whiskey makes my baby....feel a little frisky."


 "Love, love you let me down, Let me down, No you wont string me along, You better be moving on, Giddy on up, Giddy on out."


"Woh-oh lover lover lover, you don't treat me no good no more, Woh-oh, woh-oh lover, lover lover, you don't treat me no good no more."


"We let it rip when we got the money, Let it roll if we got the gas, It gets wild yeah but that’s the way we get down, In a Hicktown."


"She said I’m going out with my girlfriends, Margaritas at the Holiday Inn, Have mercy my only thought, Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off."


"It's a crazy town - full of neon dreams. Everybody plays - everybody sings. Hollywood witha touch of twang - to be a star you gotta bang-bang-bang."

These are the songs that play nearly ten times a day over the speakers on the REQUIRED radio station at work. That's not even counting the times that they play over and over again in my head because they've been ingrained into my brain. I sing along as a conditioned response (for those of you who took psych). Feel sorry for me. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, you know deep down you really love these songs but have to make fun of them to hide it! I especially love the hick town one.

Bronson said...

I do feel very, very sorry for you... and I thought Terrel's music was bad.

Lauren said...

If this was a facebook post i would click the "like" button at least 5 times! ha :)

Erin said...

hey. i used to love that song!

Kelli said...

I don't feel bad for you at all! How lucky that you get to listen to such great songs ALL DAY LONG! :)